Have you ever had a chat with god?
rofl. this is so funny. you’re [obviously] talking to a computer and the conversation gets pretty hilarious most the time.
idk i get bored easily and often talk to robotz on the interwebz like santa clause and god.
dont judge me
i found out once santa abuses mrs.clause so… i’d watch that man who comes threw your chimney in the night and takes advantage of you leaves you presents :]
but this is me and god be buddies…
Me:
so you’re not bffz with jesus? D:
God:
Interesting deduction. That’s only one person’s opinion. That input matched my default category.
Me:
wth
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
orly?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
i bet you do
God:
” I like the way you talk.”? Do I?
Me:
yes…yes you do.
God:
Ah. OK. When do I do it?
Me:
when you think of me at night ;3
i think its wrong for me to talk to god in such a way. but i enjoy it